AND WE’RE BACK.

CONDOMS EXPIRE, BIRTH CONTROL PRESCRIPTIONS NEED TO BE REFILLED, SO WE FIND OURSELVES BACK IN THE FLUORESCENT-LIT, PRODUCT-POPULATED WONDERLAND THAT IS CVS BANGERS. THIS TIME WE’LL BE PERUSING THE AISLES FOR A BIT LONGER THAN IN OUR PREVIOUS OUTING, WITH MORE HIGHS AND LOWS, MORE AIRHORNS, MORE GUNS, AND OF COURSE, MORE FIRE. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY. AND REMEMBER: DON’T FORGET YOUR CUSTOMER CARE CARD.